Just a list: Things that, when I tell people I won't eat them, make those people want to punch me in the throat.
10. Kettle Corn
9. Cheese, in most of its forms (more on this later)
8. Mexican food (see above)
7. Bananas
6. Tea (do you like tea? Well, I don't get it.)
5. Cream cheese (I felt this, of all the cheeses, deserved special mention)
4. Cheeseburgers (see #9)
3. Sushi - yup, even tuna rolls
2. Macaroni and cheese (this is the one I get the most comments on, and it would be #1, except most people don't have the imagination to expect the real #1, which is...)
1. Soup. I hate soup. Fuck you, soup.
Let the punches commence.
3 comments:
Yeah, I don't get it. You like bologna. If you start from the bottom shelf...
No way! You don't like cheese! Or even mac and cheese! Here are some foods I was always afraid to eat and slowly allowed myself to try and realized I liked, in the order of most recently tried:
1) Watermelon (this year)
2) Cherries (this year, but actually I learned I DON'T like them, cause they taste like bland grapes)
3) Mushrooms (college)
4) Tomatoes (high school)
5) Eggs (early adolescence)
Why don't you like cheese????!!!!
oh my god you hate everything i love minus the cheeseburgers.
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